My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh
My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh
Essential Productivity Apps for any student:
- Caffeine- Prevents your screen from going into sleep mode. Great if you’re writing notes on an article and the screen keeps dimming, whilst you hope that if you stare long enough, the phrase “homologous ways to a view of hegemony” will start to make sense.
- Flux- If you find that you can’t sleep for ages after studying late at night, then this app is a total game changer. It basically turns the light on the screen red, because science people say that blue light keeps you awake and red light doesn’t. (*Full Disclosure* I’m not a scientist)
- Focusbar- The annoying voice of your mother nagging you to finish your homework…in app form. You can set the annoying level (I have it set on “wildly annoying”) and a bar will appear in the corner every few seconds to remind you that you’re supposed to be doing something else besides looking at cat photos.
- Microsoft Office- self explanatory, so I’ve linked to an article about life hacks for Microsoft Office instead. Because I’m just that awesome.
- Nag- Does your 5 minute study break keep turning into an hour on Youtube? Then you need Nag in your life. It’s basically an alarm/timer. But an extremely loud and annoying alarm/timer that’s very difficult to ignore. The bells genuinely sound more judgemental the longer you ignore it.
- Self Control- Also known as Cold Turkey for Microsoft users. If you absolutely cannot be trusted with an internet connection, then you need Self Control in your life. You add a list of websites to the “blacklist”and then set how long you want the app to work for, and for that duration of time you wont be able to access those website. Seriously, not even rebooting your computer or uninstalling the app will let you access the blacklist until your time is up. Tough love at its finest.
- Zotero- The new love of my life. Zotero allows you to manage all your citations and sources in one easy place. It’s an absolute life saver- no joke. There’s an in-word add in, so it will write your bibliography and citations for you in any format you want. There’s a chrome/firefox add in and a mobile app, so you don’t even have to type the citation into Zotero. Just press the button it does all the hard work for you. It even updates itself online, so you can still access your bibliography if your computer crashes. I <3 Zotero 5eva.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.
Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.
That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect.
ALL THE FCKING AWARDS TO THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PERSON!
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING!
hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice
here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)
- a hand written thank-you letter from me
- 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
- Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
- Pokemon X
- Pokemon Y
- Animal Crossing: New Leaf
- 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
- Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
- Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
- Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
- cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
- high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
- Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
- Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
- Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
- Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
- The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
- any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
- any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
- any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
- a 75 dollar amazon gift card
- 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
- Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
- any selfie reblogs
- MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
- this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
- all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
- don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
- likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
- if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
- pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.
- anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
- anyone of any gender can enter
- anyone of any country can enter
- i can ship to p.o. boxes too
- shipping is entirely free
- this giveaway starts june 17 2014
- this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
- giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
- winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
- if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
- good luck to everyone who enters
- oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
- hope you guys have a great day
I will always reblog this.
Hey look John Green being a decent man, and an awesome mentor for his thousands of thousands of followers and fans who are girls.
Man what an asshole.
have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle every time they so much as stand next to each other
Can I just say that Middle Earth is nowhere near America…..
Everyone knew Florida though. US Penis game strong.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use
My TV screwed up with the show titles like
how can you screw up this bad
I dont even know what its suppossed to say
THIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
AH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS
my personal favorite
look its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man
how do you even screw up this badly????
like how even